sometimesitjustdoesntworkout
theytryandtheytryandtheytry
butitsjusttoomuch
andsoonadayjustlikeanyotherday

itsover

sotheydecidetoseparate
andthatswhentherealfightinghappens
itsusualyoverpettylittlethings

likearmsandlegs

ISCREAM

YOUSCREAM

EVERYBODYSCREAMS

FOR

sometimestheycomerightoyoudoorstep
andtheysaytheyneedmoneyrealbad
theytryandsellyoucheaprugs
andtheymightevenlookrealnice

butthere'sacatch

cusifyoubuythemtheyeatyourbrains
soalwaysrememberto

zeuswasangryoneday

andthelightningwasyellow

itcamecrashingdown

andmadeeveryoneveryelectric

nobodylikeszeusanymore

ontheprowlthatheson
youwontwanttocrosshispath
onceheseesyouitstoolate
fifteentimestoolate
soitgoes

itsupsettingiknow

whenyou'rewalkingdownthestreet
andfornoreasonatall
acompletestranger

callsyouaandyourfriends

they'reneverthesame
somehavemanyheads
andthelegsareusualyplenty
othersonlycomeoutatnight

becauseyoutastebetterwhenyou'reasleep

yourhandsaretheirdelight
andalthoughtheycantcount
theyknowthatyouhave

awisemanoncesaid
itsnothowmanyheadsyouhave
itshowyouusethem

thatmonsteratethatwiseman
andittastedawful
especialythewrinkles

ofcourseitsnosurprise

thatthefrenchmonsterwouldbecomplaining

heeatseverybodyelsesfood

soeverybodygetsmad

andhedoesntgetit

buthesstillhungry
sohe'lldoitagain
andwhenitshisbirthday
he'llblowoutthecandlesonyourhead
andeatyourbrains

allthoseeyesaretoseeyoubetter...

...eventhoughyou'renotmuchtolookat

leyes

hebringsthemflowers

hetakesthemoutfordinner
andwhenthetimeisright
hemakesthemfeelspecial

theymisshimwhenheleaves
anditsonlybecause

thepartystartedearly
anditendedlate

therewasnogoodtimetoshowup

becausehewas